I'm off tomorrow for my week long vacation to Washington, D.C. and New York City with Daniel. I can't imagine that I'll have internet access readily available (or that Daniel will tolerate me updating my website when there are so many things to do). So this is my farewell to you all. I will update when I get home and let you know how it went. Laaaaaaater bitches!

Good thing you posted this – I forgot when you were leaving.

Good thing you posted this, indeed – I don’t even like you.

i don’t have your number because i swam with my phone. you gots to call me. and how.

Hi Sideshovid. Don’t forget that article we talked about. Email me: ryan@theliverymag.com or call me… 5035474019. Any of you other bitches that read this internet call me to, cuz i’m bored.