I know I said I didn't want to get cocky, but the time for being cocky has arrived. I am so certain I aced that test. I normally don't say that because then I make 50's, but I had so much time to check it over that I'm certain its 100% correct. In fact, I even told my professor, Dr. O■■■, afterwards that I'd bet him a soda I aced it. He said if I made a 100, we'd talk. Boo yah.

On a 'side' note, you'll see the new Sidesho-Pic to the side here. There's no deeper meaning. Its just the amalgamation of my webpage and the Matrix. Its COOL. Why don't you people get it?

oh i get it for sure vid, it is the closet pic i have ever seen in my life. good job.

There are absolutely no closets in that pic, ian.

So, speaking of closets, and mistakes for that matter, I had an odd encounter. This chick IMed me, and we started chatting, and being the idiot I am, I don’t realize she’s flirting. We chat for almost an hour, with me still being aloof and her still being fliry. She tells me that she’s from Grand Praire and that she wants sex. And I’m all thrown off because, well, I don’t like Grand Prairie. Oh yeah, and I don’t have sex with girls. Anyway, it ended with me telling her my homoness and she felt stupid, not because she didn’t know I’m a species Homoerectus, but because she actually said, “Well, maybe you can go back into the closet for some quick straight sex.” Oh geez. This was the highlight of my day.

“Well, maybe you can go back into the closet for some quick straight sex.”
i thought str8 sex was always quick. just in and out.

Well, maybe you can go back into the closet for some quick straight sex.”
i thought str8 sex was always quick. just in and out.

sorry for the double post vid, it said it didn’t post. congrats on your test score, also on the redesign. poll suggestion. ‘your favorite bush’ the george, the twins, the beer, the burning one, the spears.