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Are you gellin'? I'm not tryin' sellin'. I'm just tellin' and spellin'. Sittin' in my dwellin' quellin' the smellin' shellin' words like Ben Jelen. No more swellin' and no more yellin'. I know this is quite compellin'. Rumors dispellin'. I'm excellin' at expellin' foretellin', propellin' rebellin', eatin' melon. So yeah, I'm gellin'.
Sorry about that. I just ruined every Dr. Scholl's commercial for the next 20 years. But seriously, I am gellin' and it is fantastic. My Steve Maddens that I wear every fucking day had gotten quite uncomfortable. There were holes worn straight through the insoles. No only are they hella comfortable now, but they look brand new on the inside. I'm a big fan. The only problem with Dr. Scholl's is that they're so thick that you have to tear out the existing insoles. That can be annoying and destructive but it's well worth it.
I have been trying to figure out lately why I'm always out of money and unable to save a dime. While I was running through some budgets and whatnot, I ran to the local car wash for a 200 dollar wash. My car has never been so clean. Not even on the day I bought it and then rode around legs outstretched in the backseat wrapped in ice and braces for the next 3 months. They like fucking detailed the inside of the trunk, I shit you not. They also waxed it with this MacGuire's stuff and the paint is like smoooooth now. It was so awesome. I highly recommend. Now who can loan me a dollar?
And speaking of saving money, I'm having my teeth whitened next week. Yay. Pretty soon here I need to make it down to Houston to meet my nephew, Will. I might do that not this weekend but the next. I'll keep you all posted. Laaaaaaaaaaate.
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