All of this sobriety is resulting in a lot of down time and some mild to moderate boredom. I decided I needed a project. And since I spend a few hours every night watching some length of a Project Runway marathon, I decided to get back into sewing.

Now, keep in mind that I do not, nor have I ever, known how to sew. But I have made clothes before. This time I intend to make a shirt that I can wear. I know that's ambitious. And while I may not know how to make it happen, I do know how to photoshop over other people's sketches to show you my design.

I chose the colors based on the cheapest fabrics available. I show you this sketch mostly because I think it'll be really funny when I finish the shirt. I'll model it for you all and compare it to the design. I have this vague feeling that my first shirt in about 4 years will go horribly wrong, but I promise to show it to you no matter what. Wish me luck in my latest fruitless endeavor.

Do you plan on sewing the bottom flap up or buying a wind machine??

I already own three wind machines, thank you very much.

i think i’ll turn out ok, i know you and anything you get your mind set to you do, just better not show me up on my fashion design skillz luh you

How could he ever show you up… you work at hobby lobby! Not even a trip to hancock’s can compete

Ixnay on the Obbyhay Obbylay … he doesn’t work there anymore. Victory is mine!