You know that scene in Spiderman when Peter Parker gets bitten by the genetically altered (or radioactive, for you comic buffs) spider? Then he goes home and everything is spinning. When he wakes up, he no longer needs his glasses and he looks in the mirror and he's all buff. And all of a sudden, he has super human strength and boundless energy. He goes running down the stairs and pulls a sweet freestyle walking move. That, my friends, is how I felt this morning.

I used my CPAP for real for the first time last night. I still woke up several times when the delicate balance between my apartment temperature and the humidifier temperature caused large amounts of condensation to spill down my nasal passage, but it was still amazing. I have never felt this good in my life. In fact, I made a little graphic so you could all see just how I felt. It was the first morning in a long, long time that I didn't have to drag my ass out of bed while desiring to shoot myself in the forehead. On the drive to work, I was alert. I was productive. I didn't involuntarily slump over and fall asleep after lunch. Leaving work, I was still feeling well rested and awake. I went to work out and had more energy than I knew what to do with. I benched more than I ever have. I didn't fall asleep in the tanning bed. I came home and am feeling sooooo grood. This is exactly what I have been dreaming of (well, not literally since I've never had REM before).

My life will never be the same.

I’d say you look a tad different in that picture compared to when you were Goldilocks. . .

1) That’s a hardcore picture
2) Yay for full nights of sleep:)

Awesome. So happy to hear it man. Rock on with your bad self. Try to use your spidey-powers for good.

Don’t forget to be funny.

I love Howie Day.

Yeah, who is Howie Day? They are from Plano and seem to know me. Fake names = not cool.

I don’t know who the pseudonym belongs to; I was referring to the real Howie Day.

Wait.. I just figured out who “Howie Day” is, and I’m shocked I didn’t guess before. He goes by another fake name – one that you gave him – “Jesus” (pronounced in the Spanish tongue).

Nooooo shit?

Can I have an upside-down kiss?