I got my hair did today. It looks incredible. I am so excited. I will take a picture of it soon for all of you loyal Sidesho-viewers. It was by far the most expensive haircut I have ever gotten, and it was by far worth every penny. Money just can't buy the sheer extasy that I get from a killer haircut. I got it done by Xristopher at Pompeo ... he's the new Hannah.

While I was there, they were filming a reality TV show that is based around the salon, the stylists, and exacerbates emphasizes how shallow and pretentious Dallas is. A show about how shallow and pretentious Dallas is ... on the day I'm there having my hair highlighted. Fantastic. They interviewed Xristopher WHILE he was doing my hair, and asked him to please turn me more toward the camera. So I think I'm totally going to be on this new reality TV show on TLC. I forget what they were calling it, it's something like Chic Dallas or something stupid. How funnoying.

I just invented a new word. Did you notice?

Tonight is Brent and Levi's housewarming party. Last night Ryan Short and I drank SO much straight vodka while dancing in our pj's to Neil Diamond that it would make you sick. I know it made me sick. So my body is really crying to stay home, but my liver says to go out ... and you should always listen to your liver. So much iron. I'm off! Czech you skillets on the flip side.

I’m not sure I understand your meaning with the use of “exacerbates”.

It would exacerbate the viewer’s perception of how shallow and pretentious Dallas is and not influence the actual residents of Dallas. Dually noted.

Hey man. Sorry I somewhat embarrassed your mom with the cuss words. Tks for visiting.

PT

Oh the relief of the correction! I was beginning to have trouble sleeping; living with the knowledge of your perfection compromised takes a toll.

Another note, however… perhaps your intent with ‘dually’ was ‘duly’?

Is the phrase ‘duly noted?’ Because I’ve always thought it was ‘dually noted.’ As in, noted twice as opposed to noted in due time. Either way, I’m sticking by my first comment.

electrophotomicrographically…. a word with 11 syllables

I suppose that your question of semantics should be posed to whomever is using the phrase. When I am the user, I typically mean “duly” as opposed to its homophone “dually”.

In either case, I wish we would have dinner this week to discuss this further.

For the Sidesho-viewers that go all the way back to Shepard (I think I’m the only one), the obvious first choice for a hendecasyllabic word would be “antidisestablishmentarianism”. However, after counting several times, I noticed that it’s dodecasyllabic (12 syllables).

So the only hendecasyllabic word I could come up with is “esophagogastroduodenoscope”.

I protest! “Antidisestablishmentarianism” definitely has eleven syllables. “Ism” is only one syllable.

Josh S. is most definitely correct.

I always thought it was dudely noted??

I disagree – I think “ism” has 2 syllables. If you think it only has one, does that mean that “chasm” only has 1 syllable? Does “sarcasm” only have 2? I did some research on the net and I found supporting arguments for both points of view, but I think that because it’s pronounced “is-um” that it has 2 syllables.

I think I might have to side with my old Wilson comrad, Mr. Moore. Syllables are determined by sounds and phonics, so “ism,” which has a high-low rhythm, is two syllables. Would you not count Hawaii as having three syllables?

I’ve done more research on this than I feel is healthy. Most of the things I read suggest that because -ism is a suffix, it is always counted as one syllable. I’ve even seen -able counted as one. I don’t think we’re arguing over -ism as much as we are the definition of a syllable. I certainly pronounce -ism as is-um, although probably to a lesser degree than some; however, I still would not count it as two syllables. It’s not solely phonic.

And I don’t think we need to bring foreign countries like Hawaii into the discussion.

That’s true. If I can’t speak Hawaiianese, then it shouldn’t be ammunition.

I believe you misspelled extasy. The correct spelling is ecstasy.

Disregard my previous comment. I now see Xristopher and understand.