Today was just a rip roaring good time on campus. I had my weekly senior project meeting, which went flawlessly as always, and then met up with some of my friends who had gathered at the Straight Pride rally over by Rudder Fountain. Damned free speech areas. Has anyone noticed that not once have the free speech areas on campus been used to promote liberal, democratic, tolerant, or educated viewpoints? It's always a bunch of dumb fucking redneks abusing the power.

So we went and had a discussion with them all trying to inform them that every day on campus is Straight Pride day and to try and belittle Gay Awareness Week, no matter how good your intentions may be, will be misinterpreted by the less educated (i.e. most dangerous) members of our little society. We didn't have long to talk to them because they were closing down camp for the day, but promised they would be back tomorrow if we wanted to talk to them some more. So I think we're going to get a big group of sane people together, just to show that on this campus, for every idiot who thinks Straight Pride is funny, there are two people who realize the implications.

You might think we were out of fun after these idiots cleared out, but no, OH NO, our fun had just begun. Our beloved campus evangelist, the one and only, Mr. Tom Short was back! Hoorah! Our friend Jon Steed, like the leader of Aggie Democrats, and a Jew, no less, had quite a time talking to Mr. Short. I don't like to talk to him because I know that he is an accomplished speaker and the last time I talked to him he turned my words back around on me. I prefer to prey on his little minions that he positions throughout the crowds to talk to you as you bad mouth him under your breath. I got sucked into an argument when I overheard some guy proclaiming that g*d was obviously real ... just look at the tree ... how could you possibly explain the tree without g*d? So I pointed out that it could be explained with Horticulture, a subject that is taught at this very university! Shazam!

Then he tried to tell me that faith was logic. To which I countered that faith is the opposite of logic, at which point, a guy who is in my major, and an active BUc (Brother Under christ) jumped in. We talked for a long time much to the amusement of my friends who were sitting near by. I've never really been observed in one of these arguments even though I tend to have them WAY more often than I'd like. But they were all laughing because, apparently, I show no emotion ... big shocker there, I'm totally monotone all the time. But they said that the other guy would get worked up and I wouldn't give a shit, which is basically true. We had to stop arguing though because he wanted to go on forever when it was apparent to me that our beliefs were fundamentally opposite, and no common ground could be met. For every christian bullshit line he pulled out, I put it back on him. He said he was trying to spread g*d's word to help me, I told him I was trying to convince him otherwise to help him.

All in all it was the same argument I always have with these people. I always think that it must be such a treat for them to get to talk to me, and such a drag for me to talk to them. Because I formed my own opinions on everything and they're good and funny and logical, whereas they all read the same stupid fairytale book for their opinions, so I know exactly what they're going to say next. Fucking automatons. My favorite part of the discussion was when I informed him, "There is no heaven. There is no hell. There is no g*d. There is no jebus. There is no salvation. There is no sin. You've got to stop thinking in terms like that." Lovely, just lovely. I love myself.

I am God.

I took a picture of my brown hair but I don't like the self portrait thing with my camera, so you all have to wait until I get someone else to take my pictures before you can see it. I am totally styling it in 70's retro style, and everyone hates it but me. But it completely cracks me up so I'll probably keep it up for a while. In the mean time, if you'd like to meet us out at Rudder Fountain tomorrow to speak more with the bigots, do just that. We'd love to have you. Laaaaaaaaaate.

I desire greatly to become your close friend!

My critique: You said, “Has anyone noticed that not once have the free speech areas on campus been used to promote liberal, democratic, tolerant, or educated viewpoints?”
What about “Vagina Day”?

If the liberals don’t want to take advantage of the free speech areas, then that’s their own damn fault. I happen to think that the “straight pride” guys are morons, but they have their right to be heard.

Tell me about the times that you have applied for a permit to take advantage of a “free speech area” but have been denied because of the content of your speech. If you haven’t, then you can shut up.

That seems harsh, and I’m drunk, but I’ve reread this damn post 100 times and can’t see much wrong with it, so I’m gonna give it the go-ahead.

Those people should be BUc’ed off campus. Oh!

We, as liberals, should rally at Rudder and recruit other people to be gay. We can be the Jim Jones of our time…

I could never go to school at A&M…

Why do people automatically assume that the point I’m trying to make is that these people shouldn’t be allowed to speak. I believe in free speech. All I’m saying is that legality does not always equate to morality.

And good point about Vagina Day, forgot about that one.

Wow.. that’s my third time on your page for pure stupidity…

i appreciate erik’s point. instead of waiting for them to piss you off and letting them beat you to the “free speech areas,” why haven’t you filled them up already with your own ideas? these people only come around because they feel at home in the back-asswardness. for every person who argues with them they’ve got a 10-person prayer circle jerk to go home to.

i’m sick of “queer pride” meaning nothing but being a bitch when someone calls something “gay,” or exercising your divine right to wear cute pants.

there’s plenty of you smart ones around, figure out how to make the message aggie-cogent rather than antichrist-bitchy.

Sure they have the right to free speech, but who the fuck wants to hear their closed minded viewpoints. I personally think they should all be shot in the head at close range, but that’s just me!!!

ooo.. there’s that fiestiness again!!!