So I decided tonight that my skunk stripe isn't what it used to be. The roots had started growing in and the blonde was severely faded, giving my hair almost a natural look ... which you all know I hate. So I decided to get my stylist, Ryan, back over here to bleach out my skunk stripe again. Only this time I decided I wanted it fucking WHITE. To achieve this, I left the bleach in my hair for a solid 45 minutes. And this is the Frost 'n Glow of yesteryears for dark brown hair.

Well there it is. I achieved my goal of getting it white, however, I'm afraid that it might be falling out. My friend David (WHO IS SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME, YOU HALF WITS!) is over here monitoring the drying process and keeps telling me that its falling out. Then he tells me that its fine. Then he says its falling out. I'm freaking out.

If it holds together, it will look really cool. If it all falls out I'm going to have to shave my head. This could be catastrophic to the fox hawk. I will certainly keep you all posted. Pray for me (in Keith's case, that will be to Joe Pesci ... but whoever you pray to works). Thanks, you have-nots, catch you on the flip side.

I find your request for prays un sideshovid like. I would think, you out of all people, would never utter those words.

I love how my stupidity coined the term “fox” hawk…

i’m not ready to say goodbye to the faux hawk. jesus jackson please, let Vid keep his beautiful do. that’s about as much of a prayer as you’re gonna get out of me. one love.

i just figured out why you kept telling me that you were worried that your hair was falling out. you’re going to have to start everything you say to me with, ‘have you read my new post?’

thanks for letting me crash. i hope you like your gift. and i’m not talking about VD, baby. late.