Holy crap. I had no idea this was going to take so long to prepare. I sure do hope you all find this as humorous as I did when I was making it. The beard is gone. It was a fun little experiment, but one that I don't expect to repeat any time soon. Of course, when you shave a beard off, you can't just shave it. You've gotta style it. Pictured below is a beautiful array of facial hair stylings. Go ahead, rate them on a scale of 1 to Pure Sex.

I got my hair cut tonight by my friend Chad. It is a lot shorter than it is in all of these pics. I would take a picture of it, but after sizing and photoshopping all of these silly pictures I just wasn't in the mood. Besides, that's more incentive for you all to come see me in person anyway. I also owe you some pictures of the apartment, but you might have to wait until I paint before I'm comfortable letting you all see where the magic happens.

This weekend is Halloween, and I'm not dressing up. I just don't have a costume. I might find something last minute. One of the best things you can do for a Halloween costume is take any ordinary noun and add the word 'slutty' in front of it. For instance, you can be a slutty fireman, a slutty cat, or be like Allison and go as a slutty Jolly Green Giant. Ho, ho, ho. Who would have thought we could use that tag line two years in a row? But if you want to know the truth, I'm just planning on going downtown, doing a little people watching and a whole lot of drinking. I was out last night when I got a late night call from my mother. Concerned that she would call me late at night, I snuck outside to a quiet nook to answer. No worries. She was just calling to let me know that my dad bought a banjo! What the fuck?! My parents must really be missing me.

And finally, because I know you all want it bad ... sexy 'stache pics! Woohoo! (My brother is probably the only one that can possibly confirm this, but don't you think I look like Uncle Al?)

time to brush off the ol’ cookie duster!

What were you thinking about when you shaved that sexy pornstar moustache? It’s all the rage in Paris, and some remote parts of Mississippi. See you at the fashion cafe with all the rest of the Jean Benet wannabe’s. 🙂 ta ta

That moustache is cool and all, but nothing can compare to the drunken night at Taco C when you forgot you had one.

omg i wanna do you with your ‘stache

For Halloween I’m going as Kiki Friedman.

Omega, you’re hot. I have no costume either, and that’s okay.

I have always loved facial hair on men, but, Sho….you are sooo much better looking hairless! I can’t wait to see the total new you with your hair cut as well…..Watch out Hollywood!

You do look like Al. You should have left the stach and gone out on halloween as one of the reno 911 guys or as a super trooper. You really screwed up big this time.

how did you manage the same goofy, glum look in all eight pictures. that’s talent.

and the stache – creepy

That’s just what my face looks like.