I don't get it. I had such a good feeling and it didn't pan out. Weird. Daniel still has a few numbers to check so maybe it'll still work out. You know, you buy one lottery ticket one time and you totally expect to win millions. Life sure is crazy, ain't it? *crooked smile, head shake, casual lean against shoulder height shelf*

So I guess I have to go to work tomorrow. But all the news today wasn't bad. I went to the sleep doctor to discuss the logistics of having a tonsillectomy. I really like the way they take a body part, add -ectomy, and define that as the removal of that body part. Anyway, a tonsillectomy is considered one of the most painful surgeries for adults. It can take like 3 weeks before your life returns to anything like normal. Uuuuuntil NOW!

My doctor said no removing of the tonsils until he gets his new machine. It's some laser that vaporizes tissue. So with a local anesthetic and 30 minutes they vaporize about 90% of the tonsil tissue. And, the healing time is one day. They give you Tylenol and tell you to go to work the next day. Infuckingcredible. So I'm going to be a guinea pig for him. It's going to be so awesome.

Blech, I want guacamole but I think I'll go to bed instead. Later sluts.

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

How many places are you up to these days?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/15676342.htm

Ha ha, oops. At least you have a lot of comments now!

From that article, about the guy who recited 100,000 places:

Haraguchi, a psychiatric counselor and business consultant in nearby Mobara city, took a break of about 5 minutes every one to two hours, going to the rest room and eating rice balls during the attempt, said Naoki Fujii, spokesman of Haraguchi’s office.

Do you think he ate rice balls while in the bathroom? That’s what it sounds like to me.

Rice balls taste better in the bathroom, you should try it unless you are scared.

I am stuck at work on a Saturday and catching up on three months of your life. In reference to the fridge tape article: you best still have the Intimidator on the fridge. Dirty Dead Dale doesn’t like being thrown aside.

Keith, in reference to your concerns: I think you of all people should know me better than that. Amidst the plethora of pictures of my darling nieces, family, and friends sits an inconspicuous and curiously out of place portrait of Dale Earnhard. RIP, Intimidator, RIP.