Campus Crusader
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 6:33 pm

I have another installment for you all in the "Have you seen this person on campus before" files. Joseph actually suggested this one to me, which was funny because I'd already planned on blogging about this girl previously. But, since I always have my pulse on the heartbeat of my viewers, I upped this blog in the precedence of future blogs. So let us begin to paint the picture...

She's not a particularly beautiful girl, but I wouldn't say wholely unattractive. She is a slightly overweight African American. She doesn't really wear weird clothing, nor does she act in any inappropriate ways, but I bet you've all seen her before.

You would recognize her by the massive cape she wears. I mean a big ass medieval-style cloak. Its huge and appears to be some sort of purple crushed velvet. My favorite part about her is that she wears her backpack underneath the monstrocity, so when she walks by, it appears as though she has a massive ass, and it always makes me giggle.

So, if you have seen this girl on campus, talked to her, run into her, thrown something at her, etc, whatever, just hit me up with a comment and let me know about your experience. If you've seen her eating lunch with the Jedi padawan, you win double secret bonus points.

UPDATE: This was Joseph's idea and I liked it so much I had to post this addendum. If anyone can snap a picture of either cape girl or padawan boy and send it to me I will give you $50. Start up your freelance photography job at SideshoViD.com. With all the picture phones out there, I'm sure this can happen. Say CHEESE!

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Keith

I don’t know her, but I have seen her. One of Lauren’s roommates had Swimming Class with her, and after she put on her swimsuit, she would put the cape back on (instead of a towel) to cover herself while she walked to the pool.



pumbles

omg…i think i might have competed against her in speech…what year is she?



pumbles

omg…i think i might have competed against her in speech…what year is she?



ViD

Hell if I know pumbles & pumbles … I would probably guess between ’04 and ’06, but I could be wrong.



Joseph

pumbles & pumbles…how do you not know if you competed against cape girl? It’s a simple question, was the girl wearing a cape, or not?



Deauxcheck

OMG I’m still laughing my ass off!!



Sean

I got a picture of padawan boy!



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