I've been having a lot of fun lately. I like having fun. But if I don't stop, there are going to be dire consequences ... dire like I haven't seen since my freshman year. It seems like a lot of the blogs around me have been delineating their goals for the rest of the year, and I realized it was time for me to do the same. If I don't figure out what I want to do with my life, how will I ever know when I fail?

So here goes my list of goals for the remainder of 2003:

• Get whiter teeth
• Tan the hide
• Lose 10lbs of fat
• Gain 15lbs of muscle
• Touch nose to knee
• Do the Scorpion
• Stop spending money
• Stop drinking
• Stop smoking
• Clean car
• Clean house
• Finish schoolwork
• Have a wonderful Thanksgiving

I love a man with a goal of being prettier than everyone else.

I wanna know what happened to Vid freshmen year.

These goals seem too attainable. Why not set your sights higher. For instance: Increase promiscuous behavior. Or develop a nasty heroin habit. These are things you really have to work hard for…this lose 10 lbs. of fat thing is too easy. Actually, the nasty heroin habit would probably take care of that one.