Well I hope everyone had a wonderful Solstice. I know I did. Now that my holiday season has come to a close, I would like to wish everyone celebrating Kwanzaa this year a wonderful time, as well as all my Jews in da house hittin up Channukah. I can't think of any other celebrations during the holidays, so if I forgot one, it must not count!

I am laying in bed right now. I woke up kinda early in comparison to recent days because I kept having horrible dreams. I had one that I don't remember, but I know I woke myself up by screaming. Then I had one where the Texas A&M Diving team was recruiting me, but they were gonna make me do a fancy dive off the top platform, and for some reason I agreed. Then I had one that I was lost in a school and every room I went into was more fucked up then the next. So I figured fuck it, I'll just stay awake.

As soon as I get off my ass, I am going to get in the car and drive back to Plano. I'll be there for a few days, and then back in CS for a couple days, and then its off to Galveston to get on the boat. Weeee.

I have some wonderful news for all of you. I am so excited I can barely sit still. I was watching the Food Network last night and there was a promo for a new show called Dweezil & Lisa. As if I had to clarify which Dweezil & Lisa they were referring to, its Dweezil Zappa and Lisa Loeb. They've been dating for some time now, and now they're going to host their own show on FoodTV! Holy crap! In case some of you don't know, I have been Lisa Loeb's biggest fan since like the 7th grade. There hasn't been this big of a merger of my interests since I found out John Denver played with the Muppets. It starts in January and you better believe I'll be watching every episode. Its a Solstice miracle. I love you all and I see you soon!

if every room you went into was “more fucked up than the next”, wouldn’t your dream be getting progressively less fucked up? why wake up? you should have stayed in it to see how good it was gonna get.

I wonder if Lisa Loeb will be as much of a bitch on the show as she was to me when I interviewed her.

Don’t you ever talk about Lisa like that again.

I’m just sayin.’ She’s a bitch in person. I’m sure she’s a wonderful person on TV. Faking.

I have totally met her in person and she is a sweetheart. You are a crackwhore.

People who wear glasses are by nature gentler creatures. Justin you are going straight to hell.

Maybe it was because I didn’t put out.

Good call on finally putting up some Hegwig…..I’m going to see it in Dallas in a couple weeks, you should come.