Have any of you ever seen anything like this before? I ripped the top off of this beer can with my teeth. I had to dig it out of the trash this morning and bring it home from Tommy's to take a picture and show you all. We were all sitting around drinking when Marshall bit the top off of his damn beer can as though it were nothing. And we were all naturally impressed, so he taught everyone how to do it. If you're interested I can totally show you how to bite the top off a beer can in 3 easy steps.
Chevy was in town with her friend Sonia who goes to A&M. Even though she's a freshman, she has managed to become the front page editor of the Battalion, our school newspaper. It has been a 5 year goal of mine to be on the front page of the newspaper. That and to be on the jumbo-tron at a football game, but I totally achieved that one.
I was totally supposed to go to Dallas last night for Ryan Short's birthday party (HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN) but several factors kept that from happening. It was storming and everyone who was supposed to go with me backed out. And I fear leaving town, especially alone in the rain. So yeah, there was drinking and dancing and all those antics last night, but mostly I just wanted to tell you all how cool Marshall is for being a ninja. I think I'm gonna go work out with Tommy tonight. Neither of us could move our arms yesterday, but I think we're good to go now. Until then...
After he dug it out of the trashcan, he has to wipe off the blood from his gums.
contagious jackson
that either of you can fit your mouth around a beer can is no surprise.
!marsh!
oh yeah, and you should see how i can unhinge my jaw and fit all kinds of shit in my mouth!
sonia
based on the precise cut of the can, i gather that it was popped by marshall. thank you for a fabulous saturday 🙂
Ryan
Learned to be careful when popping the top off a beer can you might chip your damn tooth. Thanks Marshall
=-)
Chevy
That is by far the coolest party trick ever. That night rawked! I’m buying rainbow shoelaces and putting the one I had you all sign on my rear view mirror.
Ryan Short
Thanks, David!
Ryan Short, part 2
Oh, and how does this sound: I come down to CS on Saturday and you take me out for a riotous drunken Saturday birthday blast with all your friends in lieu of my missed party? Sounds like a plan to me… 🙂
Serge
You should see what these boys can do with an unopened beer can and some butter…quite a sight
gotobedjed
you’re gross. serge, i’m looking at you.
Justin
I never knew a beer can could be so sexy.
Oh, did I say that outloud?
