I'm sick as a dog. The idiots at the quack shack said it was some kind of throat infection and gave me the same generic medicine they always do. Oh well, maybe it will help. Might as well take it. I didn't sleep a wink last night. I ended up taking a bath at like 5am cause I was so achy and sweating. Today's not much better. Enough pissing and moaning though. Pity me!

I was laying on the couch before my 12:45 yesterday and I noticed a moth on the wall near me. I thought nothing of it. He's welcome to chill there. But then when I came home after my lab at like 8:00 he was still in the exact same spot. I don't mind moths but I hate lazy moths. So I decided to capture him.

I put a cup on the wall, tapped him into it and then placed a coaster over the opening. Then I had a flash of evil genius. I decided to set up a Bond-esque death trap. I opened the lid just enough to allow a drop of water through it and placed it under the faucet. It was dripping slow enough to allow him time to escape, but he was going to have to time it just right. He waited until the last possible moment, the water was encroaching his wings, and then made a break for it. I attempted to squash him but he got away, so I let him go. Owen, Marshall, and I were enthralled. Okay, I was, but they also watched. Then Marshall took me to the mall and bought me some chinese food and ice cream. Rad!

In other news, my brother found out that his unborn baby is a girl. I tried to help him out and give some good suggestions for names. They were thinking about Kaylynn Elizabeth. I figured since she is going to be my brother's daughter, that she's already gonna be the whitest little girl on the planet. It might be a good idea to spice her up a little with an ethnic moniker. My suggestions were:
1. Reshawnda
2. Wei Le (but we would call her Jenny)
3. Consuala
I like them all but I think Consuala might be my favorite. And as an added bonus, it might help her get scholarships later. You never knows. Tonight Thommi and I are going to see some Russian chick play piano with the Russian symphony orchestra. I'll let you you all know how that goes. Peace.

For some reason i dont think the pissing and moaning is over….LoL PITY YOU… heart you…/:D

Don’t you mean Consuela?

Have you ever seen how white I am? Like I would know how to spell a fabulous name like that.

Touche, but overall you sintax is above par. Its a good thing you have visitors that are Spanish majors such as myself. If it was spelt “Consuala” it would end up rhyming with “Walla Walla” and that would make her elementary/junior high years horrid.

i suppose spelling consuela is a bit difficult off the top of one’s head. however the only sin-tax i know of is on alcohol and cigarettes, but i guess it takes someone with an above par syntax to realize these things.

Yes I know I’m a ditz and I should at least attempt to spellcheck my comments, but I don’t care.

Apathy rules.

Heart you? Who says that? Ugh, so cliche.

hey blow me i can say whatever i want cause i do what i please… ugg…

yeah, the hole moth thing was a little blah, but it was cool when he escaped the death trap